Engraved Sarcastic Quote Coasters

Add humor to any surface with our 4″×4″ slate sarcastic quote coasters, laser-engraved with cheeky sayings. Mix & match any four for $19.99, auto-discounted at checkout. A fun, functional gift for friends with attitude.

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Slate coaster with the quote “Turn off the news, turn up the music” engraved.
Turn Off the News Turn Up the Music Slate Coaster | Funny Engraved Quote Coaster | Fraxure Art & Design
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$6.99
Laser-engraved slate coaster with the phrase “Patience loading… please wait”
Patience Loading… Please Wait Slate Coaster | Funny Engraved Quote Coaster | Fraxure Art & Design
$6.99 $0.00
$6.99
Slate coaster engraved with the sarcastic quote “Older Than Google”
Older Than Google Slate Coaster | Funny Engraved Quote Coaster | Fraxure Art & Design
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$6.99
Sarcastic slate coaster engraved with “My brain is 80% song lyrics” quote
My Brain Is 80% Song Lyrics Slate Coaster | Funny Engraved Quote Coaster | Fraxure Art & Design
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$6.99
Slate coaster engraved with the phrase “Less people, more dogs” and a playful dog graphic
Less People More Dogs Slate Coaster | Funny Engraved Quote Coaster | Fraxure Art & Design
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$6.99
Slate coaster engraved with the sarcastic quote “I’m not short, I’m fun sized”
I’m Not Short I’m Fun-Sized Slate Coaster | Funny Engraved Quote Coaster | Fraxure Art & Design
$6.99 $0.00
$6.99
Slate coaster engraved with the sarcastic quote “If only common sense was more common”
If Only Common Sense Was More Common Slate Coaster | Funny Engraved Quote Coaster | Fraxure Art & Design
$6.99 $0.00
$6.99
Slate coaster engraved with the phrase “I can’t adult today” in bold, playful lettering
I Can’t Adult Today Slate Coaster | Sarcastic Engraved Quote Coaster | Fraxure Art & Design
$6.99 $0.00
$6.99
Sarcastic slate coaster engraved with “Can you kindly STFU” quote
Can You Kindly STFU Slate Coaster | Funny Engraved Quote Coaster | Fraxure Art & Design
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$6.99
Slate coaster engraved with the word “ambitchous” and its definition: the desire to become a better bitch
Ambitchous Slate Coaster | Funny Engraved Quote Coaster | Fraxure Art & Design
$6.99 $0.00
$6.99